pitysporum ovale
mainit sa kwarto.
medyo maailikabok na ang mesa.. kakalinis ko lang ng kwarto nung sabado pero medyo madumi na naman...
maglilinis ako uli sa sabado..
habang inaantay kong kumonek ang internet namin, kinukutkot ko ang aking balakubak..
kadiri ko no.. pero self-gratifying siya...
bad habits die hard.. (tama ba yun?!)
i find pleasure in collecting accumulated samples of the pitysporum ovale species..
ngano man.. palag ka?!!!
ok. nakikinig ako ngayon ng radyo.. aalis sila papa para bumili ng regalo para sa birthday ni mama.. maingay yung bata sa labas... ayaw kumonek.. ubos na ang card.. patuloy na lang ako kwento..
drop it like it's hot ang kanta.. ampogi ni pharell.. the coolest nerd alive, man!!!
hmm.. tapos na ang kanta.. christina aguillera.. dirty.. ngek. ampanget..
ililipat ko lang sandali ng station..
ok.. back to dandruff.. ang dandruff ko, stress related... nagReturn Demo kasi ako ng Physical Assessment kanina.. yung kasabay ko pa talaga na nagdedemo sinisigaw-sigawan ni CI Umbridge.. laking pasasalamat ko lang talaga na hindi siya CI ko kanina..
nagpapasalamat din ako at hindi natuloy yung gustong mangyari(feel ko) ni Umbridge na ituloy ang pag demonstrate ng actual breast exam..pinaka-grabeng exposure na kanina ng aking patient ay ang pagpapakita niya ng kanyang tiyan at legs.. yun lang.. bismillah
medyo natatakot nga lang ako sa magiging resulta ng performance ko.. medyo marami-rami rin ang mali ko dun eh..
hmm.. noon pa to.. pag may mga pangyayari na medyo unusual/exciting/out of the ordinary routine/ stressful, nangangati ang ulo ko at nagmimistulang pabrika ng skyflakes.. kung di naman ganun, may nangyayaring kakaiba sa buhok ko.. medyo tumatayo.. parang tinapat sa kaka-on lang na tv..
ano ba namen...
sana naman ang stress reactions ng katawan ko ay pag-bloom ng skin o di kaya pagtaas ng adrenaline levels tapos lalakas loob ko at bigla akong magvovolunteer na sumagot ng math problem..
ano kaya ulam namin? medyo sawa na ako sa manok.. kakakain ko lang ng adobo kanina(my peybourit!!!)
kamtutinkopit... manok lang ako nang manok ah.. di kaya ang pag kain ko ng manok ang rason kung baket nagkakabalakubak ako? posible.. si mama, allergic sa manok eh.. hmm...
pero paborito ko manok eh!!! kaya nga cheekai eh..
teka.. san ba galing yung nickname ko na cheekai? hmm...
The Umbridge Incident (don't sue me)
libak mode sa ko karon..
si umbridge kasi CI kanina..
may kasaling pananour(?!) graping na rin dito..
if you are a student of my school and you happen to know me, please don't report me..
(para mo nang awa!!)
grr.. siya kasi eh..
she had it coming..
kapalmuks mo ah!! feeling cute with the braces and tagbis accent...
sabi pa niya kanina bago break:
"magkain(wah!) na kayo ha? para(slang) unya OK na mo.. sleepy man gud kayo kaganiha.."
che!!!!
ito lang din kasi kaya kong gawin para kahit konti ay maalis ang sakit ng pagiging mababa ang score sa RD.
kung ikaw ba naman ang pinakaunang ipapagRD nang di ka handa at iisipin(feel ko) niyang tanga kasi binibisaya ka na, di pa rin makaintindi(lalum man kaayo na bisaya to, day!!! dili ko kasabot.. konti lang laman ng bisaya dictionary ko noh!!)
tapos mas lalo kang sisigawan kasi mali ang paghawak sa super sterile forceps at di maaawa kahit nanginginig ka na sa takot at papagalitan ka dahil sa bagay na hindi naman ikaw ang may kasalanan pero wala kang magawa dahil sa loob ng fundalab, ang mga CI ang ruler ng universe..
di ka ba maghahanap ng paraan para malabas ang angst?!!!!!
habang partially takot na nakikinig sa lecture ni codename CI umbridge, sinusulat ko lahat ng kanyang fallacies..(di lahat, kasi half the time naantok ako sa lecture niya)
umbridge must really love the letter 't'...
of course-- op corst
deformities-- deformitist
pores-- pur..uh.. powr rather..ay, porst pala..flural eh.. sorry guyst!!
shallowness-- shallownest
pus-- pust
thorax-- thorast
base-- baste
hehehehehehehehehhe... napaka bitter ko talaga..
bladder-- blooder
perform-- furform
pigeon-- pigeyon
pectoral-- pectorial
deep-- dep(f)
glottial-- gluteal
lymph nodes-- limp notes
she also must have an obsession with the female breasts because when it was time to discuss the breast exam, it took us an hour!! but when it came to the supposedly more difficult body parts(e.g. the heart,lungs,gastric areas), it only took 30 minutes(combined!!)
siya lang tumatawa sa mga kadiri niyang jokes tungkol sa pagiging "hubag" ng boobs dahil sa manual manipulation ng breasts at iba't-ibang distribution ng pubic hair na nakita na niya..
uneasy laughter lang maririnig mo sa room ba.. ewan ko pero parang pati yung ibang CI gusto na siyang paalisin..
hate is blind.. guni-guni ko lang siguro yung iba sa mga sinabi ko..
please don't sue me.. pero totoo ang fallacies.. tanungin nyo pa katabi ko..
bed sores
tapos na ang 1 week jubilee break namin..
monday at tuesday wala ring pasok..
friday at monday, wala na naman..
tapos sa wednesday next week , recollection namin..
i must have done something to please the gods...
pero feel ko.. sobra sobrang break na to..
bed sores, ika nga.. nasobrahan na ako ng relax..
kasama ko ngayon dito sa kwarto si E1,E2, at M;
ang aking barkada..
wiling-wili si M na naglalaro ng
"kamasutris" sa cellphone ni E1.
tawa siya nang tawa habang naka-higa sa kama.
si E1 naman ay natutulog sa isa pang kama..
nagdedaydream ata..
si E2 naman ay ginagawa ang ginagawa
niya every second of everyday...
tinitext niya ang kanyang precious bf..
hmm.. good times..
siguro sa future mamimiss ko ang mga
ganitong pa-easy easy na activities..
malapit na magsimula ang pagiging magulo ng buhay ko..
mala-grey's anatomy daw ang duty.. wow.
pero napansin ko, parang zombie
yung mga higher years..
at least nakakapayat ang duty..
kelangan ko na pumayat..
oh i just can't wait (to be king)...
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schizophrenia galore..
ninakaw ko to sa blog ng iba.
i want to know about you people.. pwede paki copy at sagutin nyo tapos i-post sa comments?
salamat..
if..
If I were a month I would be: December.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 9pm
If I were a planet I would be: Vegeta
If I were a sea animal I would be: Hermit Crab
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Rocking Chair \m/
If I were a sin I would be: sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: dead
If I were a liquid I would be: seawater
If I were a stone, I would be: lapiz lazuli
If I were a tree, I would be: Willow tree
If I were a bird, I would be: falcon
If I were a tool, I would be: scissors
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: pitimini.. kalachuchi
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: mild rain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: nymph
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: pianoforte
If I were an animal, I would be: a wild cat
If I were a color, I would be: purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: melancholia.. tama ba?
If I were a vegetable, I would be: aubergine.. ehem
If I were a sound, I would be: worshipped..
If I were an element, I would be: Iridium
If I were a car, I would be: Volks
If I were a song, I would be: Across The Universe
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Spike Lee
If I were a book, I would be written by: Antoine de Saint Exupery
If I were a food, I would be: Chicken Adobo
If I were a place, I would be: Davao City
If I were a material, I would be: Cotton
If I were a taste, I would be: Spicy
If I were a scent, I would be: Lavender
If I were a religion, I would be: Zen Buddhism
If I were a word, I would be: incapacitating
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes.
If I were a facial expression I would be: distant.
If I were a subject in school I would be: aesthetics
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Darla
If I were a shape I would be a/an: circle
If I were a number I would be: 7
if i were a rich man.. yibidibidibidibidibidibidi...
